Friday, February 19, 2010

MBA mat kar, mat kar...

Hi friends

A small post in continuation of this awesome email forward that I got before, modifying the dialogue of the movie "A Wednesday". I decided to use the famous "Daaru mat pi, mat pi" dialogue from the movie "Amar Akbar Anthony" and modify it under my (and many other friends') current circumstances...

Here it goes: 

Scene: Kapil is completely drunk and in a state of happiness and sadness at the same time. He just received his first salary after 2 years of slogging for his MBA. In this scene, he is looking at his face in the mirror and is addressing himself.

Basssss, ho gaya ghisai? Khush, khush hai kya tu saale? 

Tere ko main iska vasteyich bolta tha ki yem-bee-ay... mat kar, mat kar, mat kar yem-bee-ay..., bahut kha...... khatarnaak cheez hai yem-bee-ay.... Do saal ghisai, phir life time ki chudai.

Tu agar yeh yem-bee-ay nahin kiya hota, to kya woh saala Lee-man wala recession tere ko kuch kar sakta tha? Bolo...

Bol, kya tere ko aisa job milta bey saale? Bol...

Arey Kapil bhai, tumhe akela paanch, paanch company le sakthe the.. Tere peeche pad jaathe the saare, haath mein faram liye...

Par tu apunka suntayich kidhar hai!! Kidharyich sunta hai?

Dek dek ab apna woh hara pathi (salary slip) ko dekh...

Dek use, tere us espe-shal file main laga ke raktha hain naaa.... Dekh, kitna kat gaya tera life mein bhai... Dekh...

Pakka idiot dikhta hai usse lekar tu... Pucca ee-dee-yat....

Abhi tum fikar nahin karne ka samjhe, apun tera mast, ekdum rapchick naukri lagwane ka koshish karega, fikar not... Are baba, darta kai ko hai? Bas fikar not... fikar not... hain......."

This post is completely fictional and does not relate to any person (living or dead) or incident that might have happened.

Dedicated to all my fellow peers affected by the recession - sorry - "slowdown" :)

Ciao for now.

4 comments:

Yemiledu said...

Hey ek dum original and mast!!
Is this really fiction and not based on some ones life??CAuse reminds me of some one ;~)
Anyways Fikar not:P

IIM ka Sarkari Babu said...

@Sivarchana: Fikar not!!! :D :D Well,it is original,but someone could have actually done this too...

Tavish Chadha said...

lolzzz amazing post dude...


Cheers!
Tavish
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Mural! said...

hehe very informative :D