Saturday, March 24, 2012

Porn-star caught watching Loksabha proceedings on her iPad...

(Inspired by this post on Facebook)

In a bizarre turn of events, two upcuming pornstars were not allowed to “shoot” their next film together, after one of the camera crew members allegedly caught both of them viewing proceedings of the Indian Parliament. Sources placed at strategic positions inside AVN Network tell us that the two upcoming starlets were Sparkle Titsworth from Hooker, Oklahoma, and Fonda Cox from Climax, Colorado. A camera man, who was filming his own private video while the crime was committed, is believed to have captured the duo watching the proceedings on Ms. Cox’s iPad. The movie was delayed by three hours after a ruckus by the director over the alleged viewing. 

Cox, however, denied allegations, saying that this was an attempt to malign her “clean” image. “The allegations of me watching the proceedings of the India Parliament are utterly baseless. Each and every corner of the studio has camera that records footage from various angles. I request the media to check the footage before leveling such heinous allegations against me. I am not the kind of person who watches random videos from  – I have better things to do with my time!”

Ms. Titsworth, after a relaxing take (c)
Reacting to the allegations against Titsworth and Cox, Jack Hammer of Black Junk Productions slammed the pornstars for violating the sacred walls of their industry. "This shows their real character, they have betrayed their own with this heinous crime. Their real face is not out in the open, exposed for everyone to see. This matter must be investigated seriously."

However, leading experts pointed out that this was supposed to cum out in the open someday. "The latest KMPG report has pointed out to the stress levels that the modern pornstars are facing due to the rise in expectations, among other things, of their customers. It was bound to happen that someone would snap and commit a harakiri, the not-so-good-kind" noted leading independent consultant Oral Roberts.

“This is not fair to us. We work so hard all day long, and we deserve a break to. Watching the proceedings of the Senate and The Congress is quite boring, so we do watch some clippings of the Indian Parliament to unwind ourselves. We’ve read a lot about it, and it’s like watching WWE, only here the whole stadium, errrr I mean the whole Parliament is the ring", said Ms. Goodies (real name changed). "If not, may be just trying to understand their customer base more closely that's all. Nothing wrong in a bit of naughty research, ain't it?" winked Ms. Goodies, after which our correspondent had a very happy ending (or so he claims) :D

4 comments:

Deepak said...

HAHAHAHAAAA

Kjo said...

Awesome sarkari babu... :) you are getting to be my inspiration to post something on my blog too. fake news, looks real though :P

Nallana said...

Haha! This id good!

Pushkar said...

Super awesome!